CROWGRRL’S PERCH 10-08-06

By Athena Schaffer aka The Crowgrrl


Happy Octoberfest and Happy Halloween (SAMHAIN)

Spotlight: SATYRICON, FRAZER LEE, STRAPPING YOUNG LAD, IRON FIRE, and INCANTATION!

CROWGRRL’S SPOTLIGHT: Satyricon

Satyricon Band Photo

* Satyricon, comprised of the dynamic duo of Satyr and Frost, have laid their best offering yet on the Satanic altar – "Now, Diabolical". This awesome album shows the band’s evolution and maturity behind the extremely addictive musicianship and lyrically inspired by occult traditions. This album solidifies Satyricon’s spot on the Left Hand side of Baphomet’s throne – proves they are indeed a Dark Force to be reckoned with.

"Now, Diabolical" immediately made its way onto the top of The Crowgrrl’s Heavy Rotation Stack! This is one excellent album! "K.I.N.G" was the first single/video from the album, and now there’s a new video for "The Pentagram Burns". The band is preparing to tour Scandinavia – with a full horn section! In an official statement on the band’s website:

"The booking of the Scandinavian tour in November is coming to an end and will be announced shortly. For now there are three shows already on sale: Oslo, Trondheim and Bergen, Norway. We are looking at approximately 10 shows in Norway, 6 in Sweden and 2 in Denmark.

"As a part of this tour we will realize our ambition to make the appearance of the brass section on the "Now, Diabolical" album become reality, live in concert. We have already done this in a scaled down version as a part of the P3 Sessions show that was a concert broadcast on radio shortly before the release of the album.

"This time around we have been lucky enough to join forces with the whole cavalry and we have some of the best men from The Norwegian Broadcasting Orchestra and Oslo Philharmonic Orchestra joining us on stage at Sentrum Scene in Oslo, November 4th. Please note that we are talking about big ass horns in various shapes and forms. There will be no harps, or violins for that matter!

"Together with Øivind Westby that helped arrange brass for three of the songs on Now, Diabolical, we are arranging brass for old and new Satyricon songs trying to give the songs a dimension and feel they normally don't have. We have moved the show to Sentrum Scene to ensure it is an all ages show. We hope this will be a spectacular night for us the performing musicians, and the fans. The show will also be recorded and filmed."

The Crowgrrl recently caught up with Frost by phone. Here’s what this dynamically diabolic drummer had to say:

So, you’re finally able to come back in the U.S. now?

We’ll have to wait and see, I guess. Chances are better this time around, more so than the past few years. It’s been more than two years since I applied before – two or three years. I hope the chances are better now, yes.

Very cool! I can’t wait to see you guys!

I’m very eager to go over myself! I haven’t been there for a number of years.

You’re still doing the festivals in Europe right now?

Yes. We are going to be doing the festivals until sometime in September, then we’ll start touring.

That festival you’re doing in Traena in Northern Norway sounds different.

Yeah, even to us! I hope we’re not getting seasick. I’ve heard that even those living up there have a tendency to get seasick taking 3 or 4 hours to get to this island.

Geez! It’ll be an experience! Are you filming that show?

I have heard nothing about this, so I guess we’re not going to film it. But I don’t know, perhaps it will happen anyway.

I’m loving this new album! So, which is your favorite track on Now, Diabolical?

Probably That Darkness Shall Be Eternal. But I like all of them!

Yeah, me too! Your drumming was excellent in The Rite of Our Cross!

It was a pretty simple, minimalist style. We did the album that way.

How much input do you have in the songwriting?

We meet up in the rehearsal place and Satyr will play guitar bits for me. Sometimes he has recorded pieces with bass and programmed drums as well. I’m an opinionated man, so of course if I believe that certain changes would work better, I tell him. We will meddle then after that with the changes from my wishes.

I also know that he can more or less "see" the whole musical picture before the different songs are written, so it’s very hard for me to comment on material when I cannot hear that same wholeness that Satyr has inside his head. He knows pretty much how the songs are going to be before they are finished. I have to wait until the whole process is done. So, I’ve learned not to comment on it too much. I generally accept piece by piece of the whole pretty much 100%. I’m generally very satisfied with everything when it’s all finished.

You can say I trust Satyr’s musical genius. I do that out of experience.

Yeah! The songs are definitely great! How about with 1349 – do you have songwriting input there?

Yes, I actually do write material for that band, even lyrics. That is a very different way of working musically altogether.

OK. I’ve noticed that your corpse paint is different with 1349, too. Is that to represent two different sides of your musical persona?

Yeah, definitely! I think that the whole kind-of official image that you choose for yourself should somehow reflect in what field you are working. 1349 is all about utter grimness and extremity. It’s also based on the traditional principals of Black Metal. It felt natural to follow the corpse paint tradition but do it in a very extreme way. I think that just goes together with the musical feeling of that band.

While Satyricon demands a different approach. I think traditional corpse paint wouldn’t suit Satyricon as of today. So, therefore, we don’t use it - just because somebody would feel that is expected from us. We change it according to the changes that are happening in the band.

Yeah! This is definitely a different direction than you had with Volcano!

I would say so. It would be no use to record Volcano once more. We’ve done that album. This is time to do something else. Also, you know, we learn from our experience from the albums, there are certain things we get better at – certain elements change and develop, and that should reflect in the different albums, I think. When we had done Volcano, we had reached a certain point, and we’re ready to go further.

I think that this whole process of evolution is very important for a band to be a living and breathing organism.

OK. Any long-form DVD plans?

We have no definite plans, but I guess something will happen that will result in that. I think that on the extensive tour after the summer we are probably going to film several of those shows and then pick out the best material for a DVD later on. But there are no definite plans as of yet. Keep checking our website – we’ll keep you informed in that field.

Your drumming style is phenomenal! If you could bottle your energy, you’d make a fortune! Are there any plans to perhaps make an instructional DVD for other drummers who want to follow in your footsteps?

Not really. I’m not that kind of drummer. The only thing I can say is it’s up to each and every musician to find their own style. I think the way that I’m playing is very un-musical in a way. I’ve learned by myself, and I haven’t followed any school of playing or any fixed styles. I haven’t been taught by others how to do things right. I’ve had to find out for myself. I guess that I’ve been displaying a little energy in the fact that I’ve played for so many years. And probably many drumming teachers would say that I’m doing everything wrong. But that’s just the way I’ve learned doing things.

That’s what makes your drumming unique!

If I were to teach others to play, I’d absolutely teach them very many bad habits that would need to get away from. I don’t know.

There was a Satyricon poster in a recent edition of Metal Maniacs. Is that a bandage on Satyr’s arm?

Yeah, that’s true, but only for visual FX. He’s not hurt or anything.

Any touring plans with 1349?

I’d say there are. We have been touring on and off – we’re doing an extensive European tour together with Gorgoroth, and quite a few one-off’s as well. I know that band will continue to do the international thing as well. But I’m occupied now with Satyricon, so the American drummer Tony Laureano is playing with them now in my absence.

I think they’re going to do tours in Europe and hopefully in the United States. Hopefully that’s going to happen. I would like to go along with them, but as of now, I’m primarily occupied with Satyricon.

Tony will be doing good drums for them anyway, he’s one of the better extreme drummers as well. You know Tony – the old Nile drummer.

Yeah. He also played with Dimmu Borgir for a time.

Yes, that’s true.

The tour plans for the U.S. aren’t firm yet?

No, that’s true. The only thing we know right now is that we’re going to play the U.S. definitely. We have to cover Europe first. The new release happened first in Europe, therefore it’s only natural and logical to get finished with the European tours first, then concentrate on the American market. That will probably happen in 2007, but things might change those plans. I think we just have to wait and see. Keep checking our website. We’ll keep you posted about those matters. We’ll come there; that’s the most important thing.

Which do you prefer playing, clubs or festivals?

I prefer playing clubs! I think it’s a good thing to do both, but I simply prefer having sound checks and being in control of the conditions – to have our own equipment, to set the stage times ourselves, and the length of the set list ourselves and all that. I think that the band sounds better and appears much better at club shows, even if we have grown to handle festivals really well over the years.

I feel much more comfortable when we do decide for ourselves when we enter the stage and for how long we should play and how long the sound checks should be.

Do you get to pick any of the songs in the set list yourself?

We try to pick the songs that make the most sense. We have rehearsed a lot of songs so we can cover the entire backlog, and we can just alter the sets right there and then, pretty spontaneously. If you are playing huge festivals and perhaps are set isn’t that long, we have to pick those songs that are most immediately attracts the most people. We don’t choose off-tracks nor very long tracks for a 40 minute set at a huge festival. That would be strange and unaffective as far as time goes.

When we are doing the club shows, we can choose ourselves; we can vary our set list from show to show. Then it happens that we can play some off-tracks that people perhaps don’t expect us to play, or throw in some cover tracks or some strange bits and pieces here and there. That’s cool. That’s something the entire band stands behind.

How many songs from Now, Diabolical do you have in the set list right now?

We choose between 7 of the tracks at this time for the club shows. For festivals, we play 3 or 4. They’re all great live tracks as well – we’re getting very much that immediate response like I remember from after the Nemesis Divina album. People are actually knowing the lyrics for the songs, even though the album has just been released. That tells us something, that songs from Now, Diabolical are perfect live songs.

OK. Which song from Now, Diabolical is the most fun to play live?

I really can’t pick one of them. Different songs have different qualities that can’t be measured against each other. So, really, I think it’s impossible to give a good answer. I have a tendency to prefer more intense songs, I guess. But also I like the more brooding ones. I like playing The Pentagram Burns a lot; I enjoy playing the title track a lot.

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SECOND SPOTLIGHT – FRAZER LEE!

Frazer Lee with Keith Schaffer and the Crowgrrl Photo

* One of the freshest voices in horror – Frazer Lee - has spun a huge arachnid web over the many facets of the genre – with one silk spinneret anchored on film directing, one on script writing, another in disturbingly brilliant short stories, the web intricately woven to trap all of us as we’re invited into his parlor.

Two of his award winning short films, On Edge and Red Lines, take ordinary experiences like a trip to the dental office or a school room respectively, and give them a venomous twist; the mundane in life can never be taken for granted again after seeing these chilling tales. (Both starring Doug Bradley – "Pinhead" of Hellraiser fame)

His excellent book, Urbane - And Other Horror Tales, (available from the Store section of his website), proves that not only does Frazer have quite the artistic eye for movie making, but is also a force to be reckoned with in literary horror as well, the caliber of possibly becoming the next Clive Barker.

And that’s just the tip of the creative iceberg. The Crowgrrl recently caught up with Frazer to find out more.

How is "Urbane" coming along?

"Urbane" is still in development as the producers work their fingers to the bone to raise the funds necessary to shoot, post-produce and deliver the finished movie. I redrafted the script recently and it is tighter, scarier and better than ever. Fingers crossed for a good outcome on the finance for "Urbane". I want to give you guys something a bit different than the endless horror remakes and sequels that have been churned out the last couple of years!

Is there a release date for the movie yet?

Nope, it will all depend on the cash coming in and the light turning green! I don’t dare say any more, as I’m sure I’ve cursed the project by speculating about release dates in the past.

The synopsis I’ve read online is a lot different than your short story of the same name. Did the movie grow from elements of your short story?

It was the other way round, actually. The short story grew out of the screenplay for the first "Urbane" movie. I was working up ideas for sequels and comic book spin-offs and the short story suddenly oozed out of my head, dripping dark red slime. I have a lot of

oozings like that.

Bob Keen is doing "Urbane"’s FX? Have you ever worked with him before?

Sure, I worked with Bob on my first short film "On Edge" – it was a lifelong ambition of mine fulfilled -shouting, "More blood Bob!" across a movie set!

Can you tell us about "13 Souls"? (Brief synopsis, where it’s at in development stage)

I was hired by a German producer from Marloo Media Films to write the screenplay for "13 Souls" – it is based on a story by Italian master of horror, Umberto Lenzi and is an absolute blast. Think of all those creaky Vincent Price movies you love to watch on Hallowe’en and add a 21st century twist, lots of suspense, proper terrifying scares, gore – and that’s what it is. I hope it gets funded and made, it’s just the kind of movie I’d love to go see right now!

Can you tell us about "Crowleymass"? (same as above)

Sure – "Crowleymass" is my dream project after "Urbane", basically a bio-pic of moments in Aleister Crowley’s life. He’s such a fascinating character – mountaineer, yoga master, author/poet, not to mention his adventures in the occult, his scarlet women… I think everyone who knows about Crowley has a different take on him, slightly. He even made it on the "Top 100 Britons" list compiled by the BBC from votes made by the UK public – sadly he wasn’t number 69, that would’ve been perfect! Crowley would be fascinating to explore on screen. I’ve also been in talks about a

stage version – but as with all projects, it’s the funding to do it properly!

What about "Time Is A Ghost"? How was that to work on, and is there a release date?

Ah, "Time is a Ghost" was an anthology project I developed with my friend and producing partner Joseph Alberti and German director Christian Alvart

("Antibodies", "Case 39") years ago. It’s a really cool idea, with a different director tackling a different story in a different timeframe/country as the clock counts down to Armageddon on-screen. I wrote the UK-based segment, which is about an angel visiting

a perverted mass-murderer in his jail cell intent on saving his soul before the world ends. But he has other ideas…. Don’t know if it’ll ever get made, but it was fun to write – one of my favourite pieces, so I included it in my book.

Have you thought about putting your short films like "On Edge" and "Red Lines" into like a DVD compilation? Maybe with "Twilight Zone" type narration between them? (That would be uber cool!)

Hehe, thanks – yes, there’s been talk about that in the past and I would’ve definitely done it had I shot my planned third short with Doug Bradley - "Urbrain" (aka "10:15 Saturday Night") – but guess what? Funding fell through at the eleventh hour, so it was never realized, very frustrating. Again, quite an ambitious piece to be filmed on the London Underground, so the budget was important as it’s expensive to shoot down

there. Maybe someday….

Are "Urbrain", "Hair of the Dog", and/or "Love Will Tear Us Apart" ever going to be filmed?

Never say never…. I spoke with a great actress about doing "Hair of the Dog" and it would be cheaper than "Urbrain" to pull off. "Love…" was a conceptual piece for a specific call for "extreme cinema" pitches so I doubt that one will see the light of day as it was rejected. But at least the concept exists in my book – readers can make their own movie version in their heads – see, the ultimate micro-budget version!

Are any of your other short stories going to be translated to film?

I’d love them to! And I have as-yet-unwritten stories to share in the future. Hopefully some of them will ooze out beyond the page and onto the screen – but I’m not placing my bets just yet, as I’ve been stung, rejected, frustrated, elated and then back to square one again so many times already.

Your "take" on the Arthurian legends in your "Pendragon Rising" was definitely different and imaginative! What inspired this wonderfully dark version?

Thank you! Well, I’ve been a huge fan of the Arthur tales since I was little. The more I read and the more filmed versions I watched, the more I realized I could do a version of the legend in my own dark style. So "Pendragon…" was born – to my delight it won a

Geoffrey Ashe Prize at the Library of Avalon story contest… in Glastonbury!

"Conspiracy of Silence" almost felt like it was inspired by an urban legend. What was your inspiration behind that?

That literally was taking inspiration from on the street, out the window. I used to live in a house in Highbury, London – it was the quietest street I ever lived on (apart from when the Arsenal football team were playing a match – the stadium wall was at the end of my garden!) Anyhow, I had the urge to write something modern day, and stuck for inspiration I looked out the window. Dozed off and was then rudely awoken by this huge pimp-mobile blasting the street with heavy-bass hip hop. Lots of curtains twitched as people looked outside… Whammo! There was the story!

Any other projects in the works – either film or writing?

Lots! Film-wise, I’m still hammering away with trying to get "Urbane" up-and-running – traveling to Turin in Italy again soon for meetings (we may shoot it over there in that beautiful city, pending…. Yes! Finance!) – and I’m talking up a couple of other projects with various people. Writing-wise I just finished commissioned rewrites on an action flick set in South Africa called "Three Bullets" and a superb Viking epic called "Vikings of the Northern Sea". I’m currently rewriting a comedy/drama about the legendary Norwegian playwright, Henrik Ibsen, fittingly called "Playing Ibsen" – a departure from my beloved horror genre, but all very good projects! It’s an honour for me to scratch a living doing what I love, I’ve been working for years to get to this stage.

Is there anything I didn’t ask that you’d like to tell Perch readers?

Nope, but I just wanted to say thanx for reading, andplease drop by and see me at www.frazerlee.com and www.myspace.com/hellboy69 !!!

 

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THIRD SPOTLIGHT – STRAPPING YOUNG LAD!

Strapping Young Lad Band Photo

* Canadian extremists Strapping Young Lad’s have unleashed another unmerciful onslaught with The New Black (Century Media) – appropriately named in that it goes with any subgenre in the wardrobe of brutal Metal. (Full review coming soon). This well-rounded ensemble turns the catwalk into a back-alley ass-kicking.

The fashion references end here, however, because instead of a tailor-made garment, this is more like stitches on multiple injuries in the emergency ward. Vocalist/guitarist Devin Townsend, drummer Gene Hoglan, guitarist Jed Simon, and bassist Byron Stroud relentlessly pummel the listeners.

The Crowgrrl caught up with Gene by phone the day before Ozzfest 2006 was set to start!

So you’re heading out to Ozzfest tomorrow?

Indeed! We’re on site right now, we’re doing sound checks and stuff. The only way I’m able to get any sort of cell phone reception out here is to sit outside, so it might get a little loud. Nobody’s doing a sound check right now – people are doing like line checks and plunking through a song. In a couple minutes it might either get loud or I might just need to let you go for a couple of minutes. I apologize in advance.

No problem. Those things happen. So what is your show going to be like for Ozzfest?

It’s very crazy! It’s going to be insane. It’s completely Strapping. We figured out before this how much of a sore thumb we are on this bill, and now after seeing most of the sound checks and stuff, we still are. More so than ever. There’s a lot of crazy Metal out there, but we’re about the craziest!

OK. Are you going to be incorporating any songs from the new album into the set?

Indeed! Probably the video song, The Wrong Side, and hopefully The New Black if we can fit that in. Maybe U Suck if we can squeeze it in. We’ve only got maybe a 20-minute set.

But this is so unbelievably unorganized. We know nothing! We’re on site, unless they told us something and we weren’t there when they told us. We’re flying blind on this thing. It’s a lot less organized than we were led to believe.

Last time I was there, it looked like everything was running like clockwork!

Well, granted, this is the first day and stuff. We understand that. But we don’t really have set times together – we don’t know what time we’re going on. I don’t know if it’s going to be like a draw-straw thing in the morning: "You’re going to be playing in a half hour." But we’ll see.

I understand they’re maybe starting things a little bit later, but we don’t know yet. We heard they may be starting at noon. We were like, "Wow! That’s really late for an Ozzfest." Then we get here, and it doesn’t seem like that’s going to be happening. It seems like it’s going to be business as usual here. But we’ll see. We’re just going to wake up every morning, drink a cup of coffee, then kick people’s teeth out.

What’s your set list going to be like for the off-dates?

At the headlining shows it’s going to be a full set, obviously. Probably 12 to 14 songs, something like that. Lots of tunes off the new album, lots of tunes off the other ones. We just played one a couple weeks ago, and we put together a pretty savage set with a lot of our super aggressive numbers. If anybody comes out and doesn’t know what to make of Strapping, they’re definitely going to get their head handed to them.

How were the European festivals?

The festivals were awesome! Every time we go over and do a festival, it just seems like each time we do one, we kind-of get slid up the bill a little bit. We got slid onto the cool stages into some pretty decent slots. We’re like a fungus, just slowly growing, crawling up your ass.

The Download Festival was awesome! We got a lot of really positive response from that. We got to see the DVD of that like 10 minutes after we got offstage. They came up and handed us a shot of the show. They really did a good job of editing it on the fly. Devin would be making comments about certain things, and all of a sudden there would be a camera on what he was commenting on. We were like, "Wow! You guys actually paid attention! Thank you!"

Are you going to release this as a product?

I’m sure there will be some sort of release on MTV over in England or something like that. I think they were nice enough to give it to us as a present. I doubt it will be released but Man! It sure looked cool! Playing in front of that many people and actually getting a response in more than just the first three rows. There’s a whole lot of people that were getting into it.

Very cool! Back to Ozzfest, which bands are you looking forward to touring with or seeing?

On the second stage, we’ve got our friends Full Blown Chaos. We like them a lot. I personally like Between The Buried And Me ; I think they’re pretty cool. Actually, I don’t really know who else is playing.

It seems like Sounds of the Underground . They took a lot of bands from that, chucked them over to this one. So we know a lot of the guys from a lot of the other bands.

Black Label Society – I look forward to seeing them every day. Ozzy is headlining our stage tomorrow. There are like 6 shows where he’s headlining the side stage. I’m like, "This is a really tiny little stage. This is going to be hilarious seeing Ozzy do his thing on such a small stage!"

I’m looking forward to seeing everybody: Lacuna Coil are good friends, Hatebreed are good friends.

Boy, I sure wish I drank anymore….then I’d have a blast! It’s boring on the road now because I don’t drink, so I don’t have half as much fun as I used to. I mean, for a festival like this, you get up in the morning, you play for 20 minutes, then you go party with your buddies. Me, I’m an old stick-in-the-mud now. I’m no harm.

Yeah, there is a lot of down-time. Did you bring any videogames with you or anything?

Yeah, we did bring a lot. We’ve got our PS2 systems that we’re going to be linking up together in the bunks, battling back and forth as we travel along and stuff. Byron usually brings his very, very hot-rodded X-Box with him, but he didn’t bring it on this one. I was like, "Darn! What’s up with that?!"

But Playstation is on site every day. One of the organizers or coordinators for the whole meet & greets and such said, "Definitely come over and hang out with the Playstation guys. You might get some free stuff."

Let’s talk a little bit about the new album. Lyrically, it’s about protesting the music industry while still being in it?

That’s been bantyed about a little bit. I’ve seen people writing about that aspect of it.

Oh. Here’s where I’m supposed to elaborate. Yeah, I suppose. When we were putting this album together, we already knew about Ozzfest. We were just kind-of wondering what sort of lyrical take do we incorporate into this from our soon-to-be experiences. We’ve never played an Ozzfest before. We’ve been to a couple, but we don’t really know the machination of how it all works.

I guess really the bottom line of what we are trying to do with this is we are "product" to our record label. We are a thing to be sold. That’s just an interesting way of looking at it, you know? We’ve got a few years under us. None of us are green little 22-year-olds or anything. It’s interesting when you take a little step outside of the whole situation and see how you fit into the whole thing.

I’ve said it before, but with the record, here’s our Product. You can buy our Product but you can’t buy Us. Our souls are not for sale. We’re trying to keep our souls in the midst of all this.

This could be a really crazy year with Ozzfest or it could do absolutely nothing for us. We don’t know. But say it does do something for us and all of a sudden we’re sucked into the upper echelons, heaven forbid. Then all of a sudden there’s this new lifestyle that could occur from this. Are we ready for that? Is that something we want? Are we ok with that?

This album is by no means a protest album. It’s just being able to examine your situation where things could change drastically for you. But then again, knowing us, they wont.

So, that’s the inspiration behind the song Antiproduct?

Yeah, that’s one of them. That’s like, "Tell me what to do, what we’re all about. Tell me how gorgeous we are. Tell me, ‘let’s do lunch, babe’". That sort of thing.

Who did the guest female vocals on Fucker?

That was a big Canadian Rock star by name of Bif Naked. An old keyboardist of ours named Scotty plays drums for her now. We called him up and said, "Hey, man, do you think Bif would be interested in doing something like this?" He said, "Yeah, give her a shot. I’m sure she’d be totally into it."

We called her up and she was like, "Hell, Yeah! I dig Strapping. It sounds like a blast! Let’s do it." So she came on down. It didn’t take much – just rocked out a couple of lines there. She was really into it. It was pretty cool!

Almost Again sound different than what you’d expect from Strapping. It sounds more emotional – it’s got a painful, tortured beauty to it.

Well, I know that’s our ballad. It was written as sort of…we can write lullabies. We’ve written lullabies into some of our music. That one is just more like Bring On The Young from the "Chicken Feather" album. That was kind-of a lullaby. This one is a ballad with blast-beats and double bass.

But if you take the drums away from it and put in some nice, sweet little drums on it, it will be a really tasty ballad. That’s how much drums can change a song. It can be one thing with one style of drums, but throw some blast-beats on, you’re full-on into another realm. We’ve always liked cross-collateralizing our styles. It’s like you can play a really tasty, catchy, lovely riff, and if you throw some aggressive drums underneath it, it does sort of a "push-me-pull-you" kind of vibe. It’s like, "Wow! This is a really beautiful song, but Jesus, it’s just pummeling!" There can be beauty in absolute grotesqueness. I think maybe that’s what Almost Again is about.

It definitely captures that vibe! What’s your favorite song on the new album?

I like the ones where we swear.

My son was listening to U Suck and asked if you were the guys who taught Alexi Laiho from Children of Bodom how to speak English.

Wow! OK, I really like the song The Wrong Side. I love Hope. I love U Suck. I love The New Black – I think that one came out awesome. I love Fucker – I think that one is awesome!

When Dev brought Fucker to us, he was like, "Dudes, I’m going to show you a tune that is so fucking gay and so fucking lame. I don’t even want to show it to you because it’s so gay." He was able to make a demo of it. He was singing the lyrics as he was playing the demo.

We were like, "Dude, this is GREAT! I love this!" It harkens back to the old Strapping vibe in songs like AAA and Centipede and stuff like that. Fuck, this is ABSOLUTELY Strapping music. He was like, "I didn’t know if this was Strapping or not." Dude, this is more Strapping than you think! Byron felt the same way. "Absolutely! That’s a great song! I love this one because it’s going to piss people off."

People are going to go, "How come Strapping doesn’t put 5 more U Sucks on there?" Sorry, dudes, we write this music for us.

Fucker sounded like it had some jazzy or Prog undertones.

Prog?! I thought it sounded like stripper-pole dancing girls. But yeah, I’ve heard some Art Blakey at the last table dance I had. They were playing some Starcastle at the last tit bar I went to. (That’s a very obscure Prog Metal band).

Every album has a "moment" or two, for me especially when we’re tracking it or when I hear it for the first time completed where it just breaks you down. Have you ever laughed while you were crying? Giggling while you’re crying? I do that. Every Devin Townsend thing that he does.

For instance, in the very last chorus of Worker Drone (actually it’s called Monument. It was always Worker Drone until we changed the title at the very last minute.) Right before he went in to sing the song, he said, "Well, you know, we were talking about having one chorus for the first part, then another for the middle part. Why don’t we mash them together? Give me a minute, let me figure something out."

He took about a minute, then sang everything, pulled everything together. I was outside – I was letting Devin do his thing and I was outside the room. When it was time for me to come in and listen, I was listening to it and laughing as tears were streaming down my face at the absolute glory of it.

I love having that moment! I don’t get that with a lot of music anymore. But I’m fortunate that I can get it from our own music, no matter how asshole-ish that might sound. It’s one thing to listen to music that moves you, but when you get to make music that moves you! It’s like doing a sitcom or something. By the time you’re filming it, it’s not funny to you anymore. If you’re filming a comedy movie, the lines aren’t funny. You’ve rehearsed them so many times and heard them so many times that when you’re saying these funny lines, they’re not really funny to you.

With us it’s like when we’re putting these things together, it does become funny and tragic at the same time. It’s awesome stuff! I had a moment during Monument, when we were recording that. There’s a part in the song Hope which is the heaviest, all-balls-out things we’ve ever done. Everybody I’ve played that song fore has a little moment where everything just became so strange during that song. My entire world just turned upside down while in that target Hope because that’s such a deceptive song. It starts off with a tongue-in-cheek, slinky little groove, then all of a sudden it turned powerful.

It started out sounding like a live song. Was it? Or was that just sound effects?

I know we had somebody for an audience in that. Who was it?! It was somebody funny – Elton John or somebody like that. We’ve got a lot of live samples on there – live crowd sounds. Like in Decimator, there’s a bunch of little parts here and there. U Suck I think has sampled audiences. This album has a live feel anyway. We thought, "Well, even though we didn’t play in front of a big group of people, let’s make it sound like we did.

So why did you change the name of Worker Drone to Monument? Worker Drone seems to fit better.

Yeah, I liked that title, too. I don’t know. Dev just liked the title Monument better. That was my title. That’s the one I gave it because it does just have this drone to it.

Yeah, like people in suits walking on a busy city sidewalk.

Exactly! I really dug that title. But I don’t know. Things change. It’s no big deal.

Tell me about the video for Wrong Side.

It really came out killer! We’re really happy with it. I am anyway, and I’m sure the rest of the band is. We filmed it in New Jersey. We thought we were filming it in New York. "Yeah, we’re bad ass! We’re going to New York City to film a video!" Nope. We’re going to Jersey.

It was a lot of fun. It was really hot – a sweltering summer day and there we were in suits. We wore suits for half the video. I thought we looked pretty sharp in suits. Me, I clean up pretty well. Dev looks great in a tux. When Dev got married, he had tux and tails. I said, "Dude, you look sharp as fuck in a tux!" So he got the tux back and was wearing the tux. We all looked pretty sharp just for little sections of the video.

It was kind-of a Heaven and Hell sort of piece. The song kind-of deals with just the rage that goes on inside your head as soon as you get up in the morning, you’ve gotta get shit done, but really you just wanna lie there for another three years. There are demons inside you telling you to get up, go out, and get your shit done or the angels. We’ve got the dancing cherubic, angelic ballerina dancers, they’re doing their thing. We’re just rocking out with our cocks out, making it all good. It was a lot of fun.

Is that going to be one of the enhancements when the album’s out?

Good question. I don’t know. I doubt it because the video was just now completed this weekend. I’m sure the label will put on some sort of bullshit enhancement thingie. Like on the last record. I was like, "Wow! Crazy enhancement. You took a song off the live DVD. You guys really pushed the boundaries with that.

So when is it going to be released?

Within the next two or three weeks. They’re just narrowing down a release date on Headbanger’s Ball and all that what-not. As soon as it gets its first premiers on Headbanger’s Ball and on Fuse and on MuchMusic Canada, we’ll be able to fire it up on our website and on our Myspace page and the Century Media website as well.

I thought the video would have been a lot sexier if they showed me in the suit more.

Are you going to be doing another live DVD at any point?

We will see. We were talking in 2003, "OK we’ll put out a DVD in 2004, and maybe in 2007 put out a compendium DVD. Whip out all the bootleg videos and all the crazy stuff. Granted the last DVD was one concert film. Maybe in 2007 just do a compendium, that would be fun. Show a lot of bootleg stuff, show a lot of the wackier things that happen offstage. You can have a whole DVD of that, and that would be entertaining.

And I know that the Sounds of the Underground DVD is finally seeing the light of day. Dev has a little hand-puppet of a shark he takes onstage. The shark talks to the audience. "Hey, Dev, your audience is a bunch of lame-o’s. It’s a bunch of ugly fuckers." How can you say that?! They look nice to me. "No, they all look like a bunch of ugly fuckers. Back the fuck off and buy a t-shirt." Oh, I was pissing myself at that part! That was good. I think I was laughing so hard I couldn’t even start the songs.

Dev’s a great frontman. He’s very entertaining. He just gets up onstage and blurts out whatever comes off the top of his head. I know he doesn’t want to be known for that, but, "Hey. You should’ve thought of that before you started being a ham."

What have I not asked that you’d like to tell Perch readers?

Anything you want. I definitely don’t mind going off the beaten path. I can talk about the band all day long every day. So if you have any crazy questions, feel free to fire them out.

How hands-on are you with your website? I know that you had a tour diary at one point.

Yeah, I threw those up. I should start doing those again. I just haven’t been "feeling the blog" lately, probably in the last few months. It’s been an epic few months. The shit’s been cool, the shit’s been really down. You’ve gotta be in a really cool mood to write a cool blog. I could write like, "We’re on the Ozzfest now. Watch for us coming to your town soon." Stuff like that all day long, but that’s no fun to read. I try to make it entertaining. Myself and Jed are on our website quite a bit. Me? I won’t take shit from our fans. If our fans start saying stupid shit, I’ll get on the website and say, "Look, you guys are being fucking idiots here. I don’t usually talk to my fans that way, but it’s a chiding from your Dad. It’s your Dad saying, "Don’t make me come back there."

I love our fans and our fans are pretty decent. But when they get out of line and start talking shit, I’ll definitely call them on it. We get that on our website a lot. When we started replying directly back to people on our message board – we’ve got a really cool forum, a really cool message board. Most people on there are really nice and polite, and they’re very accepting. I think a Strapping fan is a very open-minded fan. Granted, they’re all about Strapping, but we don’t have a lot of shit-talkers. No "Strapping rules, but this band and that band suck. Fuck them!" We don’t really do that. It’s like, "Hey, there’s room for everybody."

I think we have a great forum! It’s pretty accepting and welcoming and all that sort of stuff. I’ve been seeing a lot of posts and the fans say, "Wow! They actually reply! It’s strange. We don’t see other bands doing that." I’m like, "Well, fuck, it’s our website. Isn’t that what you’re supposed to do? Aren’t you supposed to get on your website and talk to your fans? That’s what it’s there for, right?"

That thing on Myspace has made everything really, really easy. I’m on Myspace. The band’s on Myspace. You can get in instant contact with the band on Comcast. I do tend to get the same questions over and over, like "Can you give us tips on how to play double bass?" I should put that on my page. "How to play fast double bass. First, you eat a lot of chocolate".

You should make an instructional DVD on that.

That’s the intent somewhere down the road. Now YouTube is kind-of screwing up making any cash off a DVD. One person will buy a copy, rip it, then fire it onto YouTube. There goes your profit margin right there. You sink your heart and soul into something for somebody to steal it and fire it on there. I’m a YouTube watcher myself. I go onto YouTube to find really cool old vintage stuff like from Don Kirshner’s Rock Concert and Black Oak Arkansas and stuff like that.

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FOURTH SPOTLIGHT – IRON FIRE!

Iron Fire Band Photo

* Forged like a sword in the fires of adversity, Iron Fire have not only survived some hard times in their career, they’re back with an album shining as brightly as a well-polished blade: Revenge (Napalm Records).

Founding member and frontman Martin Steene has surrounded himself with new bandmates: drummer Jens B., guitarists Kirk Backarach and J.J., and bassist Martin Lund.

Revenge follows a storyline about a murdered warrior, Caine, who was double-crossed by what he thought were close friends. Forces of magick bring him back to life, and he’s now driven by Retribution. This story is delivered by pure Power Metal.

The Crowgrrl recently caught up with Martin by e-mail to find out more.

Tell me how the new members came on board?

 

Well it took me damn long time to find the right people for the new line up, about five years or something like that.

It’s not so easy to get new band members when you just got kicked off a record deal like we did back years ago.. But now we have a perfect band and a lot of fun going on. So it was worth the fight in the end..

 

Were the songs for "Revenge" written before the new members joined, or after?

 

Some of the songs are older ones and some I just wrote right before we entered the studio. We had about 70 songs to pick from for Revenge and of course we picked the most boring ones. :) So maybe in lets say 6 albums from now we will make a less boring album:) Just kidding. Now we have the old songs out of the way and can compose new ones from now on..

 

Tell us a little about the storyline of the warrior Cain.

 

It’s a little story I have fooled around with for a while - a mix between Braveheart and Mad Max or something. I really put a lot of time in writing it but in the end the record company did not like so we had to kind of scale it down promotion wise and that’s why it’s not in the booklet. But it will be out on our web site soon for those who like to get the lyrics explained a bit more..

 

That storyline would make a great series of comics or graphic novels – are you ever going to translate the story to that format?

 

I was thinking more like a Hollywood movie thing, that could make me some easy millions for my dream house on Hawaii.:) No the whole comic book thing has been done before by Metallium and I tell you we rip off many bands but not them:)

 

The story of Cain can also be translated as an allegory of the band itself, can't it? There are parallels?

 

The whole story is inspired by the last five years of struggle to get this band back on track. Of course it’s made way more dramatic for entertainment but a lot of the story is things that I’ve been through with this band.

Do the lyrics come first? Does the music come first? What is the songwriting process like for you?

 

The music is always first when I write songs and then I fill in the lyrics after a melody I have made on my guitar, that’s about it. Pretty simple:) Then I show it to the boys in the band and when they can play it I grab the microphone and it’s rock n roll time..

 

What's your personal favorite song on "Revenge"?

 

It depends on what mood I’m in, sometimes I like the aggressive shit and other times I like the more slow stuff ,mostly when I’m hung over:)

 

Any video plans for any songs?

 

We had hope to do one for Metal Messiah but I guess Napalm Records did not really want to see our ugly faces on film this time around.. But on the next album we will force them to make one and they will regret it:)

 

I love the Viking imagery in the cover art! Any stories behind the cover art?

 

Nothing else then the story is about warriors and shit and we are from Denmark, we have always fooled around with Viking stuff in our songs so if fits pretty good for IronFire.. We got the Viking thing in our blood or maybe its just way too much beer:)

 

Tour plans?

 

We just did a tour in Europe with Demon and Seven Witches and man we had a lot of fun drinking and partying way to much, and its not the best thing  when you have to do power metal every night, but we made it with out fucking it all up or a least without any dead band members..

 

What is your live show like?

 

We are like the first power metal band to combine Punk with warrior metal, totally chaos and a lot of fun is what you get. But if catch us on a night without hangovers we can actually play metal ‘til you cry and maybe not in the good way..

 

Does your live set list contain mostly songs from "Revenge", or your other albums as well?

 

We do songs from all albums but mostly from the new album that we promote at that point.

 

Is there anything that I didn't ask that you want to tell Crowgrrl's Perch readers?

 

No not really just Thanks for the interview and stay fucking Metal!

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FIFTH SPOTLIGHT – INCANTATION!

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* Incantation have earned near Legendary status on the Death Metal scene over the past decade and a half. They’ve recently unleashed their newest assault, Primordial Domination, (Ibex Moon Records) and will be hitting the road in November to dominate audiences across the U.S. along with Internal Suffering and Year of Desolation.

Frontman/guitarist and founding member John McEntee has had his share of line-up changes for Incantation, but the current line-up is undeniably explosive. Joining John are drummer Kyle Severn and bassist Joe Lombard.

The Crowgrrl caught up with John shortly before Primordial Domination grabbed the world by the throat in a death grip.

You guys just finished the Decades of Death tour?

Yeah, about a week ago. Something like that.

How was it?

It was really cool! I think the best shows that were played were the ones around Texas and South Florida. It was definitely a good tour. A lot of the bands were really cool. A lot of the bands are really good friends of ours. Vital Remains have been friends for a long time, it was cool to tour with them. Sin Of Angels we’ve known a long time, they’re cool guys.

It was just a lot of fun, and a good way to kind-of finish up the touring for this album Decimate Christendom.

Did you film any of the shows for a possible DVD or video?

There was some filming, but not really any professional filming at any of the shows. We tried to, but it didn’t really work out. The only show the guy got halfway decent was probably the one in South Florida in Ft. Lauderdale. But I don’t think any of these will be used for major showings or DVD’s. But we are going to Spain – hopefully we can work something out to film some of the shows over there because we want to film one or two videos for the new album. If we’re able to do more than that, we can get a DVD rolling.

I was going to ask about the Spanish tour. Why just Spain and not all of Europe?

It’s just because the promoter in Spain only books Spanish tours for some reason. It’s really quite odd, but it’s a good Metal scene in Spain. I guess he’s able to afford to bring us over there and do a week’s worth of shows.

Spain is one of those places we don’t hit quite as much as we do, say, Germany and Holland where most tours go through. Spain sometimes gets neglected. But the Metal scene is really cool there, so I guess it would be a killer thing. I don’t really know why, though, except the promoter’s from Spain and just anted to book Spain.

Will that be the official end of touring for Decimate Christendom?

That will be the official end of it, yeah. Then we’re going to get about a month’s break in August, and in September we’re going to tour South America. Basically it will start right up again, but Spain will be the final dates for Decimate Christendom for sure.

Have you finished recording Primordial Domination yet?

Yeah, we finished recording it, mastering it, and we’re pretty much been working on getting the promos ready, getting a little press stuff going. We’re definitely really happy with it. We definitely feel that the recording came out top notch. Really everything about the album ended up coming out I’d say close to what we envisioned it.

With many albums that we’ve done we’ve usually gotten the basic idea of what we’re trying to accomplish musically on each album that we do. This one definitely, we feel good about it because it comes real close to what we were looking for. It’s killer!

I can’t wait to hear it! How does it differ or grow from Decimate Christendom? What’s different about it?

It has definitely grown. I think it’s a heavier album. The production is a lot bigger, heavier. Besides being heavier, it’s more catchier, I guess. You hear baroque but at the same time it has the raw aggression of the Incantation style. It’s a bigger sounding production. It was more geared to shorter songs, a kick-you-in-the-ass sort of thing instead of the more drawn out epic-y type stuff that we sometimes do. We wanted to bash out a bunch of songs to do live.

Any video plans for any of the songs yet?

We’re not sure yet. We don’t know which song we would do a video for yet. We’re going to leave that up to other people because I’m not good at picking out what song we should do, that type of stuff.

So, what’s your personal favorite song on the new album?

There’s really no personal favorite. I’m really not good at that kind of stuff because I’m so close to all the stuff on there that it’s just too difficult to like one more than another one. They all mean a lot to me in different ways. I’m definitely too close to pick it. I think stuff like that is for somebody else to decide, which songs they like the best and what-not.

Did you preview any of the new songs either on the Decades of Death tour or the Spanish tour?

We’re already playing two of the songs off there – we did two on the Decades tour and two others on the Spanish tour just to give people a taste of the new stuff. It’s been really cool because people really seem to enjoy the new stuff even though they really don’t know what to expect. They don’t know the songs, but they were still able to get into them, which we thought was a really good sign for sure.

Very cool! So, how does the songwriting process work for you? Does the concept come first, or the lyrics or the music?

Usually it’s a musical thing. Usually we try to come up with a concept of what we’re trying to do on the album, then just try to go with it. It’s a real natural thing. I’ve been writing songs for such a long time that it’s something that I don’t really over concentrate on. I just try to get an idea of what we’re trying to accomplish on the album. We look back at our old albums to see what they either had missing or find a vibe that we really liked and just go with it. There’s no brain surgery to it at all.

So what is the concept or lyrical inspiration for this album?

This one’s more varied. It’s not quite as much a concept album. It’s pretty much all different. For me, most of the stuff that I’ve done lyrically on this album, I went more for a story or historic perception kind of vibe on the album instead of the more personal anti-religious beliefs that I put on the other albums. There’s still sacriligion in the songs, but they’re more about historical events and those kinds of issues. All the songs are different. Kyle wrote some lyrics, Joey wrote some lyrics for the album. We all went in different directions. Joey was more talking about his personal beliefs on Christianity and religions in general, Kyle went a little more on the blasphemous side as far a pointing out hypocrisy. The lyrics on mine were more of a story type vibe. I guess blasphemous stories.

Are you going to start touring as soon as the album comes out or rest a little bit first?

We’re definitely going to try to rest a little bit, but we’re trying to wait for the right thing. So many bands right now are touring. Around the time we’re releasing our album, I’m not exactly sure – we want to make sure that if we tour, it’s going to be with some other good bands that will have good turn-outs at the show without being overcrowded. Some markets will get too many shows in one week’s time, and it never works out good that way because people only have so much money to go to shows. We’ll just have to work up a strategic plan. We’re working with a good booking agent who knows what she’s doing. It’s good to not mess with her judgment.

For your Spanish and South American tours, do you take your gear with you or rent gear there?

We have to give them specs of what we want, and they take care of the gear. We definitely can’t bring it over there. It would cost a fortune to fly all of our stuff there. Plus it would get messed up in shipment. So we just basically give the specs of what we’re looking for and they come up with it. Most of the time it’s pretty close.

You learn to make alterations and make things work. I kind-of have my personal set-up as simple as possible so if a situation comes up that I don’t necessarily have to find gear that I prefer, I can still kind-of make it work.

Are you headlining the Spanish tour?

Yeah. Another band is opening for us, a smaller Spanish band that I’m not too familiar with.

I know I don’t hear of very many Spanish bands.

No, Spanish shit doesn’t get a lot of press usually. It’s not that there are bad bands over there, they’re just one of the more looked-over scenes in Europe, I think. You look more towards Germany and Holland and Sweden or something like that.

Have you gotten the cover art done for Primordial Domination?

Yeah, they’ve already got that done. This time we didn’t go with our normal artist because she didn’t want to do blasphemous cover art anymore. So we went with this guy from Poland. He’s also done work for Vader. He did some really cool artwork, a little different direction than we were originally looking for, but we tried to make it work.

What have I not asked that you want to tell readers about the new album or the upcoming tours?

First of all, we want to thank all of our supporters that have stuck with Incantation for a long time, and also we definitely appreciate all the new people who have been getting into the band in the past couple years. We’re definitely going to do our best to give as much energy as possible with the new album.

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MUSIC

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* Filii Nigrantium Infernalium (The Children of Hellish Darkness) have left a bloody eviscerated offering on a Satanic altar with their new Fellatrix Discordia Pantokrator. (Recital Records). Hailing from Portugal, this band describes their music as "SatanicAnarco" Black Metal. The musicianship is awesome throughout, with agonized vox and stellar fretwork over rock-solid foundations.

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Infernal forces are invoked in the Intro then unleashed to wreak havoc on the unsuspecting. Calypso explores the Dark Side of the Force, complete with part of Darth Vader’s [Amazon Link] theme towards the end. Bordel no Eden feels very Danzig-influenced, with some guest female vocals mixed in as well; great song! Azur (Heliophobia) races to get away from burning rays of sunlight like a creature of the night.

Morte is as intense as a horde of zombies scrambling for brains, with a darker break where the spoken voice sounds either demonic or possessed. Caes de Guerra delivers a merciless dose of torture. Moira has as many twists as fire blazing on a funeral pyre. A Forca de Deua is schizophrenic, a Frankenstein’s monster of different parts sewn together. Sacra Morte is as brilliant as light flashing on a stabbing dagger before giving way to an atmospheric end.

 

* Glenn Danzig, at the forefront of the hardcore/dark metal movement for more than 25 years, announces that a special 2006 west coast-only edition of the "Blackest of the Black" tour will kick off on November 17 in Seattle, WA. Headliner Danzig - Glenn Danzig/vocals, former Samhain bandmate Steve Zing on bass, and Type O Negative's Johnny Kelly/drums and Kenny Hickey/guitar - will be joined by Lacuna Coil, The Haunted, Belphegor, and Asesino.

This is the third year of Danzig's highly successful "Blackest of the Black" tour. The festival was organized by Danzig and debuted in the summer of 2003 with Danzig, Superjoint Ritual, Opeth, Nile, Lacuna Coil and Behemoth on the bill. The 2005 edition featured Danzig, Chimaira, Behemoth, Himsa, Mortiis (ex-Emperor), and The Agony Scene.

"'The Blackest of the Black' tour is for extreme bands that sell out venues across the country, that sell records, but don't get radio play or get on MTV," said Danzig. "It's anti the corporate crap nu-rap-metal that gets shoved down fans' throats at other concerts."

In addition to organizing and headlining the "Blackest of the Black" tour, Glenn Danzig will see the October 17 release of "Black Aria II" (evillive), the follow up to 1993's "Black Aria," which debuted at Number One on the Billboard Classical chart. Produced, written and - with a couple of exceptions - performed by Glenn, "Black Aria II" employs thundering organ, otherworldly chants, operatic lamentations, poignant strings, ominous percussion, ritualistic chimes and other mysterious sounds, to tell the story of a rebel of ancient lore - Lilith, Adam's wife before Eve.

Danzig has also released his "3 Faces of Danzig," a limited edition, fully-articulated toy figure series that highlights different eras of Glenn's career - "Misfits-version" Danzig which wears his classic skull-and-crossbones black T-shirt from the Misfits' "Walk Among Us" [Amazon Link] album cover; "Samhain-version" Danzig, covered in dripping blood ala the "Initium" [Amazon Link] LP cover, and "Danzig-version" Danzig, which is shirtless and comes complete with the trademark Danzig belt buckle and upside-down-cross medallion necklace as on the "Lucifuge" Amazon Link] album. The figures are made of soft vinyl, stand 10-inches tall and retail for $75.00 each, and are available in stores such as Spencer Gifts, Hot Topic, comic book/specialty stores, and on the Chaser website (http://www.chasershirts.com/contact.html).

Confirmed dates for the 2006 "Blackest of the Black" tour are as follows:

NOVEMBER
Nov. 17, 2006 - Seattle, WA; The Fenix

Nov. 18, 2006 – Spokane, WA; The Big Easy
Nov. 19, 2006 – Portland, OR; Crystal Ballroom
Nov. 21, 2006 – Las Vegas, NV; House of Blues
Nov. 22, 2006 – San Diego, CA; Soma
Nov. 25, 2006 – Phoenix, AZ; Celebrity Theatre
Nov. 26, 2006 – Albuquerque, NM; Sunshine Theatre
Nov. 28, 2006 – Fresno, CA; Rainbow Ballroom
Nov. 29, 3006 – Los Angeles, CA; The Wiltern
Nov. 30, 2006 – Santa Cruz, CA; The Catalyst

 

* Chimaira is currently in the studio with producer Jason Suecof  (Trivuim, God Forbid) recording their fourth album titled "Resurrection" at Audiohammer Studios in Sanford , Florida .

 

Last week producer Andy Sneap  (Nevermore, Arch Enemy, Killswitch Engage) recorded drum tracks for "Resurrection"  in Cleveland with original Chimaira drummer Andols Herrick who is now back (in Chimaira) by popular demand;  Andy Sneap will be mixing the album once it is completed.  Expect to see this recording in stores Spring 2007 on Ferret Records.

 

 Vocalist Mark Hunter explains, "This is our fourth album and we as a band, are collectively and for the first time ever, in synch and in a ‘positive’ new headspace; we are all really excited about the new material."

 

 

"Resurrection" features 13 songs;  of which two of those songs will be added as bonus tracks for a special limited edition simultaneous worldwide release; plus, an added bonus documentary of  ‘the making of Resurrection’  directed by Todd Bell. Todd directed Chimaira’s last DVD and at last fans can expect the loose ends from their (DVD The Dehumanizing Process) to be tied together with this special bonus release  

 

In matching the new Chimaira material which is like the musical equivalent of a sledgehammer to the face; the band announces that their cover art will be done by legendary artist Paul Booth .

 

For more information on chimaira head to www.myspace.com/chimaira or watch weekly webisodes created by the band at www.youtube.com/chimairatube.

 

* Sweden's Witchcraft will finally tour the US in support of their current album Firewood,  along with the US re-release of their self-titled debut album this fall. Beginning October 23 the band will bring their highly acclaimed, groove-laden proto-doom rock to venues across the US.

 

Joining Witchcraft for the dates is Portland, Oregon-based Danava.  Several venues are still being confirmed but the routing is as follows:

Oct. 23, 2006 – Seattle, WA; Sunset Tavern
Oct. 24, 2006 – Portland, OR; Doug Fir
Oct. 26, 2006 – San Francisco, CA; Café Du Nord
Oct. 27, 2006 – San Diego, CA; TBA
Oct. 28, 2006 – Los Angeles, CA; Pedros Cantina
Oct. 29, 2006 – Tucson, AZ; Vaudeville
Oct. 31, 2006 – Austin, TX; The Parish
Nov. 01, 2006 – Houston, TX; The Proletariat
Nov. 02, 2006 – New Orleans, LA; One Eyed Jack’s
Nov. 03, 2006 – Birmingham, AL; Bottletree
Nov. 04, 2006 – Atlanta, GA; Drunken Unicorn
Nov. 05, 2006 – Chapel Hill, NC; Local 506
Nov. 06, 2006 – Baltimore, MD; Talking Head
Nov. 08, 2006 – New York, NY; Mercury Lounge
Nov. 09, 2006 – Boston, MA; Middle East
Nov. 10, 2006 – Brooklyn, NY; North Six
Nov. 11, 2006 – Philadelphia, PA; TBA
Nov. 12, 2006 – Pittsburgh, PA; Lawrenceville Moose Lodge
Nov. 13, 2006 – Columbus, OH; Little Brothers
Nov. 14, 2006 – Chicago, IL; Empty Bottle
Nov. 15, 2006 – Milwaukee, WI; Cactus Club
Nov. 16, 2006 – Minneapolis, MN; Triple Rock

 

* What happens when Shagrath from Dimmu Borgir picks up a guitar, adding more guitars from Ricky Doom, Luna from Ashes to Ashes brings throbbing bass, and Tony White from Minas Tirith is kicking the skins? All Hell breaks loose, that’s what!

This unholy alliance is known as Chrome Division, and their debut album, Doomsday Rock ‘N’ Roll (Nuclear Blast), is a dose of in-your-face pure Biker Metal. The band’s slogan pretty much sums up what you can expect: "Booze, Broads, and Beelzebub".

The militaristic instrumental Doomsday Overture brings an ominous start to the album, before letting out all the stops for some full-on Rock. Serial Killer is indeed murderous, and a bit reminiscent of Motorhead. (It was also the first video made from the album; great song!) Despite the excellent fretwork, Hate is very combative.

The song Chrome Division ushers in Doomsday as it also introduces the band as an entity. Here Comes Another One is a testosterone-driven ride along with rabble-rousers. 1st Regiment welcomes the Apocalypse with sirens blaring. Breath Easy does anything But – it’s heart-pounding hyperventilation.

The Angel Falls is an enthralling look at Luciferian rebellion. Till The Break Of Dawn is a wild night indeed. We Want More is raunchy, sexy, and decadent. When The Shit Hits The Fan is appropriately named because it does exactly that. Fun album!

 

* Iron Maiden are also preparing to hit the road in support of their newest release, A Matter of Life And Death. The Limited Special Edition version of the disc also contains the DVD: The Making Of A Matter of Life and Death, which includes nearly an hour of studio performance and interview footage. There is also a Limited Edition Double Vinyl Picture Disc in a gatefold sleeve available.

Tourdates include:

Oct. 13, 2006 – East Rutherford, NJ – Continental Airlines Arena
Oct. 16, 2006 – Toronto, ON; Air Canada Centre
Oct. 17, 2006 – Auburn Hills, MI; Palace of Auburn Hills
Oct. 18, 2006 – Rosemont, IL; Allstate Arena
Oct. 21, 2006 – Irvine, CA; Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre
Oct. 25, 2006 – Tokyo, Japan; Budokan
Oct. 26, 2006 – Hiroshima, Japan; Yubinchokin Hall
Oct. 30, 2006 – Osaka, Japan; Jo Hall
Oct. 31, 2006 – Nagoya, Japan; Shimin Hall
Nov. 09, 2006 – Aalborg, Denmark; Gigantium
Nov. 10, 2006 – Copenhagen, Denmark; Valby
Nov. 12, 2006 – Tampere, Finland; Icehall
Nov. 14, 2006 – Helsinki, Finland; Hartwall Arena
Nov. 15, 2006 – Helsinki, Finland; Hartwall Arena
Nov. 17, 2006 – Stockholm, Sweden; Globen
Nov. 18, 2006 – Stockholm, Sweden; Globen
Nov. 20, 2006 – Gothenburg, Sweden; Scandinavium
Nov. 21, 2006 – Oslo, Norway; Valhalla
Nov. 23, 2006 – Bergen, Norway; Vestlandshallen
Nov. 25, 2006 – Stockholm, Sweden; Globen
Nov. 27, 2006 – Den Bosch, Holland; Brabanthallen
Nov. 28, 2006 – Paris, France; Palais Omnisport de Bercy
Nov. 30, 2006 – Barcelona, Spain; Palau Sant Jordi
Dec. 02, 2006 – Milan, Italy; Datchforum
Dec. 03, 2006 – Milan, Italy; Datchforum
Dec. 05, 2006 – Zurich, Switzerland; Hallenstadion
Dec. 07, 2006 – Stuttgart, Germany; Schleyerhalle
Dec. 08, 2006 – Dortmund, Germany; Westfallenhalle
Dec. 11, 2006 – Cardiff, Wales; NIA
Dec. 12, 2006 – Birmingham, England; NEC
Dec. 14, 2006 – Manchester, England; Manchester Arena
Dec. 15, 2006 – Glasgow, Scotland; SECC
Dec. 17, 2006 – Newcastle, England; Newcastle Arena
Dec. 18, 2006 – Sheffield, England; Sheffield Arena
Dec. 20, 2006 – Dublin, Ireland; The Point
Dec. 22, 2006 – London, England; Earls Court
Dec. 23, 2006 – London, England; Earls Court

* Denmark’s Hatesphere unleash a deadly biohazard with their new The Sickness Within (SPV Records). The White Fever raises the temperature to a point of spontaneous combustion. A spoken intro takes us into the excruciatingly brutal The Fallen Shall Rise In A River Of Blood. Reaper of Life unmercifully wields its razor-sharp scythe as it musically transports into different realms, almost sounding like a couple of songs in one.

Sickness Within releases a deadly virulent strain, with a very dark, tormented break. The pulverizing Murderous Intent kicks ass and takes names. The Coming of Chaos is a fitting Discordian tribute, with awesome lead guitar! Bleed To Death delivers blood-soaked carnage.

My favorite on the album is Heaven Is Ready To Fall not only because it lyrically throws open the Gates of Hell and is musically addictive, but the Triple Play combination of vox styles – gravelly growls, soaring clear, and darkly demonic - was an excellent touch. Seeds of Shame is very catchy! Great dark guitars! Chamber Master evokes the sights, sounds, and even smells of a torture chamber in a chilling way. Marked By Darkness is another onyx gemstone; the intro sounds like a movie clip I can’t quite place – "Hey, little priest, is he dead yet?" "Yeah" – then explodes into almost an audio horror movie. Nevermore’s Steve Smyth makes a guest appearance in this song.

The band has already released two videos from the album – The Sickness Within and Reaper of Life.

 

* DAYLIGHT DIES kick off their first US tour in years alongside friends Katatonia and Moonspell.  This is a pretty exciting year for the band who released their current album, Dismantling Devotion, earlier this year and found themselves direct support to Emperor's New York City sold out performances in mid-July.

Oct. 20, 2006 - Poughkeepsie, NY; The Loft
Oct. 21, 2006 - Bedford, NH; Mark's Place
Oct. 22, 2006 - New York City, NY; B.B. Kings
Oct. 23, 2006 - Montreal, Canada; The Medly
Oct. 24, 2006 - Quebec City, Canada L'Imperial
Oct. 25, 2006 - Toronto, Canada; Opera House
Oct. 26, 2006 - Cleveland, OH; Peabody's
Oct. 27, 2006 - Detroit, MI; IRock
Oct. 28, 2006 - Mokena, IL; Pearl Room
Oct. 29, 2006 - St Paul, MN Station 4
Oct. 31,2006 - Aurora, CO; Hubba's Pub
Nov. 2, 2006 - Seattle, WA; Studio Seven
Nov. 3, 2006 - Portland, OR The Gravity Room
Nov. 4, 2006 - San Francisco, CA Pound @ Pier 96
Nov. 5, 2006 - Hollywood, CA Whiskey a Go Go
Nov. 6, 2006 - Anaheim, CA House of Blues
Nov. 9, 2006 - Tempe, AZ; The Clubhouse
Nov. 10, 2006 - Albuquerque, NM; The Lauchpad
Nov. 11, 2006 - San Antonio, TX; The Venue
Nov. 12, 2006 - Houston, TX; Warehouse Live
Nov. 13, 2006 - Fort Worth, TX; Ridglea Theater
Nov. 15, 2006 - St. Petersburg, FL; State Theater
Nov. 16, 2006 - Atlanta, GA The Masquerade
Nov. 17, 2006 - Springfield, VA Jaxx
Nov. 18, 2006 - Troy, NY Revolution Hall
Nov. 19, 2006 - Hartford, CT Webster Theatre

* Few songs in the history of hard rock can whip up a concert frenzy like "The Final Countdown." And Europe, the composers of that anthemic classic, are back for more with a brand new album, Secret Society, out November 7th, via Sanctuary Records.
 
With their original lineup - singer Joey Tempest, guitarist John Norum, bassist John Leven, keyboardist Mic Michaeli, and drummer Ian Haugland - back in place, Europe reunited in the early 21st century, before issuing their first studio album in thirteen years, Start from the Dark, in 2004.
 
As evidenced by such standout tracks as the Led Zeppelin-esque album opening title track and the lead-off single, "Always the Pretenders," Secret Society is undeniably edgier than previous releases. Says Joey Tempest "It feels like we have finally arrived. Together we have written some of our best lyrics and songs.  We can't wait to play the material live".


The reunion has proven to not be a mere one-off, as the group opted to entirely self-produce Secret Society themselves, while the album was mixed by Stefan Glaumann (Rammstein, Within Temptation) and mastered by George Marino (Velvet Revolver, U2).
 
Also featured is the unmistakable album cover art of Storm Thorgerson. As a member of the design studio Hipgnosis, Storm worked on all the classic album covers by Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin and Peter Gabriel, to name just a few. Guitarist John Norum reminisces: "Growing up, my favorite covers were done by this guy. "

 

Storm has recently created the CD artwork for not only Europe but bands such as The Mars Volta and Muse. You can view the cover art for Secret Society by pasting the following URL in your web browser.  http://www.europetheband.com/discography/album/SSbig.jpg
 
Europe has also committed to giving the album a major push via worldwide touring. Promises Norum, "We will tour Scandinavia before Christmas and the rest of Europe in the beginning of the New Year. After that, we are aiming to do some dates in the U.K. US and Asia and play the summer festivals all over Europe next summer."

 

* Thor’s new Devastation of Musculation shakes the very halls of Valhalla itself! It’s as strong as Viking hordes intent on pillage and plunder. Lords of Steel (also the first video from the album) includes tolling bells calling the faithful to the temple of Metal. The title track is cataclysmic. Lies of Eternity refreshingly questions organized religions, especially Christianity. Cold White Ghost is like silvery moonlight as it spins a haunted tale.

Queen Akasha and Lestat are resurrected with the homage to the movie Queen of the Damned. The anthemic Union of Power catches the listener up in the energy, and you can’t help chanting along. Lyrically and musically, The Return Of Odin’s Son was almost the best on the album – except for the female vox which really didn’t work here. If there was a way to edit that out, this song would be fantastic.

Release The Beast has clips sounding like the shower scene from Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho, and the song itself is absolutely feral. Abandon is intensely emotional as he pleads "please don’t abandon me". The first part of Tale of the Wolf/Warriors of the Universe is a Shamanic honor and emulation of a noble beast, then gives way to a rallying war cry.

* "Bat Boy" Lucan Wolf is back, celebrating all things in the realm of the Vampyres. This fangtastic new album, Nocturnal, (available from his website) ventures more into exploring different Rock genres (you figure, folks, if Vampyres are immortal, they must be into many types of music – not just atmospheric).

Fangs invites other night creatures to come out and play. The listeners find themselves in a Gypsy caravan rocking and dancing to Embrace The Night. This Creature is deliciously dark, reminiscent of early Blue Oyster Cult or The Doors. Dead & Alive is addictive, exuberant praise of Vampiric life (or undeath) styles.

Vengeance is threatening and purposeful, calling out Poseurs and Wannabe’s. Blood Rage definitely gets blood boiling with an inescapably danceable EBM/electronica beat. Your Sacrifice is a tad more mellow yet very romantic. Awakened is just plain sexy!

When Night Falls pits seductive lyrics against the glittering backdrop of Glam Rock. The Dangerous Kind has a distinct Rolling Stones influence. A walking bass punctuates Sustain with a blues-rock vibe that sheds inhibitions, unleashing the darkness within.

Count Gore has also posted both an interview with Lucan and a rave review of Nocturnal on his website. Check it out!

 

* Blazed (featuring frontman Jesse Blaze) has changed their name to Baptized X Fire. Jesse made the change because there’s a new line-up, and it’s more a BAND in the true sense of the word – all members contributing – as opposed to just Jesse’s solo project that includes a few guys. They’re taking the attitude of New Name, Fresh Start.

Jump on over to www.baptizedxfire.com to listen to the entire 7-track EP for free! It freaking ROCKS!!!

SCREENS (Large & Small):

* Review of "Power Rangers Mystic Force: Dark Wish" [Amazon Link 28] by Collin Schaffer

The Story: This story is about The Rangers losing their powers and having to go on a quest to get their powers back (And receiving their Legend Mode too).

My thoughts: I thought it was a really good movie (Even though it was a 3 part episode played together), although I did think 2 things were wrong. When the Rangers were saying, "Use Jenji" (The Cat "Genie" in Daggeron's "Lamp", which is really a weapon). Daggeron said that it was just taking the Easy Way out, even though that’s the finisher they do every time when Daggeron fights. And when the Villains steal Jenji to make the wish the Mystic Force Rangers never existed I would think the wish never happened because without the Rangers, no one would have found Jenji and Imperious never would have been freed from the statue he was trapped in, Other than that it was good but the

special features were a bit educational but holding a Power Rangers theme.

Overall: I recommend this movie, It was good, I give it a 8/10.

 

* New releases in theaters that look interesting: The Prestige, The Grudge 2, Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, The Departed, Flicka, and Marie Antoinette.

 

* The original Japanese version of Gojira has been released in the U.S.! The Crowgrrl eagerly snapped up the 2-disc collector’s set that also included the classic Godzilla – King of the Monsters starring Raymond Burr that we all know and love.

The original Gojira I think was even better than the Americanized Burr version – even though the major monster FX were the same, the storyline had a bit more depth and had a more "real" feel. It was presented in Japanese with subtitles.

Now, just in case some readers out there might’ve been encased in a block of ice, Gojira (the Japanese name for the monster we know as Godzilla) was awakened by nuclear testing in the ocean, and exacted revenge, first on ships, then coming onto land wreaking even more havoc. Being able to breathe both fire and ice, this 400-ft-tall behemoth is immune to human weapons.

One scientist holds the key to Gojira’s untimely demise. But there are hints made that this is not the only prehistoric giant of this species who survived the ages.

Bonus features include the featurettes Making of the Godzilla Suit (fun stuff!) and Godzilla: Story Development; audio commentaries by Steve Ryfle and Ed Godziszewski, and the original theatrical trailers.

This is a must-have for every fan of classic horror. Blue Oyster Cult said it best: "Go, Go Godzilla!"

 

* New on DVD – Click, Black Dahlia, The Exorcist: The Complete Anthology, Over The Hedge, The Omen, Feast, Alfred Hitchcock Presents: Season 2, Blackwater Valley Exorcism, An American Haunting, Boris Karloff: Icons of Horror Collection, Code of the Templars, Evil Grave: Curse of the Maya.

 

* The Sci Fi Channel recently aired the creepy Intermedio, starring Edward Furlong and Cerina Vincent. The "Intermedio" are incredibly angry, savage souls trapped between worlds. They are conjured by a Brujerio (warlock) for murderous purposes.

Two children saw their fathers descend into border tunnels between Mexico and the U.S., never to return. As teenagers, joined by two friends, they go into the exact tunnels themselves to find answers.

But once inside the tunnel, the ghoulish spirits are conjured by the Brujerio (Steve Railsback) and the friends are gruesomely murdered one by one. Malik and Gen (Furlong and Vincent) are the sole survivors, and finally manage to escape the tunnels, into the middle of nowhere. They seek assistance in a farmhouse, ask to be driven back to civilization, only to fall into the hands of the extremely psycho Old Man – the Brujerio himself.

This thrill ride was much better than I anticipated from the commercials and synopsis! I was expecting a B-movie, but liked the actor and actress in leading roles so watched it anyway. I’m very glad I did – the storyline’s strong, the acting is very good, the FX are good. This would make a stellar edition to any horror fan’s DVD library!

 

* Upcoming movies that look like they may be good: Saw III, The Strange Case of Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde, Beowulf, AVP2,

* New Game Releases that might be fun: Marvel Ultimate Alliance, Tony Hawk’s Downhill Jam, Fear, Final Fantasy XII, Neverwinter Nights, Pokemon Ranger, Tomb Raider Legend.

 

PRINT:

* You’ve gotta love a title like Sex, Blood, And Rock ‘N’ Roll! But a title’s nothing unless the story itself is strong. Kimberly Warner-Cohen delivers in spades – this disturbing book will give you nightmares long after closing the cover!

It takes a gritty look at New York City, the dark underside of the adult industry, and the descent of a very normal woman transcending into a cold serial killer. It’s very real and chillingly believable.

Cassie Chambers leaves the small-town mentality of her youth to find a new life and acceptance in the Big Apple. Despite having a good job, nights clubbing, and a musician boyfriend, she is still plagued by bad memories of her youth including abuse. She’s also tormented by murderous nightmares.

Cassie takes a job as a dominatrix, and takes right to it as if she was born to it. A latent sadistic streak bubbles to the surface, and her misanthropy festers and spreads throughout consciousness. After suffering a miscarriage (she was very looking forward to the birth of her daughter) because of an attack from a client, her whole world spins out of control.

She leaves her boyfriend and friends, and sets up her own dominatrix shop in a seedy part of town. Her first murder was unintentional, a session gone completely bad. But then goes off the deep end, finding it excites her, and becomes a cold, calculating serial killer.

There is indeed plenty of sex and blood in this book, in vivid gory detail. It was a little light on the Rock ‘N’ Roll but it was indeed evident as well.

 

* "Bec", the fourth book of Darren Shan "The Demonata", has gone on sale in the UK and Ireland. If you live in that part of the world, you should be able to find it on the book shelves of a shop near you -- if you can't find it, raise holy hell and demand the shop orders it immediately!!

"I'm very excited about ‘Bec’," said Shan. "It's a bit of a departure for me, featuring a girl as the main character, and being set in Celtic Ireland -- so I'm pleased to be going on a big tour of the UK and Ireland in October to promote its launch. I'll be starting with my launch event in a castle, in Craggaunowen on Saturday October 7th, and ending up with a spooky Halloween event at Waterstones Picadilly in London on Monday October 30th. In between, I'm covering as much of the UK, Ireland and Northern Ireland as I can, and hopefully meeting thousands of eager, screaming, bloodthirsty fans along the way!!!!!! As always, I'll be happy to sign as many of my books as fans wish to bring along, so if you plan to come to any of my events or signings, feel free to bring your whole back catalogue of Darren Shan books. Occasionally, if I'm working to a time constraint, I have to place a limit on the numbers of books that I can sign, but that only happens rarely."

 

* Theresa "Terry" Bane’s The Blood-Thirsty Weasels On The Loose and Buck Wild (NeDeo Press) is wickedly hilarious! It’s a series of comics meant for adult readers, pointing out people who are pains in the asses.

Depicting these annoying people (we all know them – that’s what makes this so fun) as the weasels they really are, this is refreshingly irreverent, throwing "political correctness" right out the window.

You know the types – the ones who think rules don’t apply to them, and think etiquette is something to be avoided altogether. The rude. The reckless. The just down-right scum.

This book is a great stress-buster – it’s very fun!

* Llewellyn’s Magical Almanac has become a tradition those in the metaphysical community eagerly snap up each year. And the 2007 edition is already out just in time to prepare for the coming year.

The actual almanac part itself is the information everyone has come to count on, like Lunar information (phase, astrological sign it’s in), holidays, and recommendations for colors and incense to use.

Surrounding that is a wealth of information, divided into the elements Earth Magic and Air Magic before the body of the almanac, Fire Magic and Water Magic afterwards. There are articles such as "Children and Ritual", "Sigils & Signs", "Kitchen Witchery", "The Well Organized Witch" (I need that one!), "Incantations and Power Songs", "Magic Journaling for the Reluctant", "Emotional Wreck – Or Empath", "Potions, Oils, and Useful Brews", and much, much more!

Some of the most respected names in the magical community came together for this almanac, like garden witch Ellen Dugan, "PanGaia"’s Elizabeth Barrett, "Wiccan/Pagan Times"’s Boudica, authors Kristen Madden and Edain McCoy and many more!

The paper quality is a little lower than I’m used to – I’m hypersensitive to some papers. It’s not quite newsprint, but it’s not normal quality, either, making it uncomfortable to thumb through. That might not be a concern to a lot of people, but paper quality’s an important issue to me.

* David "Avocado" Wolfe (author, foremost authority on raw food nutrition, and one of the Alts on the Sci Fi Channel’s Mad Mad House) has a special message to Perch readers. "Are you tired of eating food that’s sprayed with chemicals, pesticides, herbicides, larvacides; genetically modified ingredients, hormonally altered additives, preservatives, red dye #3, yellow dye #4, blue dye #5?"

Wanna know how to eat healthier? Make sure you’re putting the best foods in your body? The Crowgrrl recommends checking out his books Eating for Beauty and The Sunfood Diet Success System, or better yet – catch one of his lectures or retreats! (And don’t forget to check out www.rawfood.com for products like raw cacao and yummy vanilla beans!)

* Chapter One of my own book, Under Her Black Wings (yes, the title is with Glenn Danzig’s permission - I never would have used that title otherwise) is available to all my readers in the "Print" section of this site.

The chapter list (the actual titles of the chapters may be renamed, but the subject matter’s the same) includes:

    1. Overview (Check out the First Chapter here!)
    2. The Real Thing (a look at the real birds)
    3. Norse Mythology
    4. Celtic Mythology
    5. Other European Mythology
    6. Native American Mythology
    7. African Mythology
    8. Oriental Mythology
    9. Other Asian and Middle Eastern Mythology
    10. Australian/Pacific Mythology
    11. Corvids in Popular Folklore
    12. Influence of Poe’s "The Raven"
    13. The Dark Side
    14. Influence of James O’Barr’s "The Crow"

All chapters are in progress, and as I research and as people share their stories, they’re included in the appropriate chapter. These should be available soon (to Crowgrrl's Flock Members only) to watch the work in progress.
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* Gothic Beauty Issue #21 is out! Be sure to grab a copy! Ad space is available for future Gothic Beauty issues. For specifics, go to www.gothicbeauty.com/ads and be sure to mention that Athena sent you.

Gothic Beauty Magazine has revamped its website, and it’s fantastic! Go to www.gothicbeauty.com and check it out. (Be sure to check the message boards there, too!)

* The Crowgrrl’s current reading stack includes: Urbane, and Other Horror Tales by Frazer Lee, Wolf’s Trap by W.D. Gagliani, Dark Lover by J.R. Ward, Natural Cures "They" Don’t Want You To Know About by Kevin Trudeau, an English translation of "The Kalevala", "Mind of the Raven: Investigations & Adventures With Wolf-Birds" by Bernd Heinrich, "How To Buy, Sell, & Profit on eBay" by Adam Ginsberg, "Grimoire for the Apprentice Wizard" by Oberon Zell-Ravenheart, "Norwegian In 10 Minutes A Day’, "Norwegian Verbs & Essentials of Grammar" by Louis Janus.

OTHER NEWS:

* The Crowgrrl has a Myspace Blog! Keep even more up to date by checking it out! It’s at: http://www.myspace.com/crowgrrl or more directly at: http://blog.myspace.com/crowgrrl

 

* Hey, Readers, you’ve gotta check out a product called Body Balance by Lifeforce. My family takes Body Balance every day! It’s much better than a daily multi-vitamin, that’s for sure! And another "plus", if we feel down or over-tired, a little more Body Balance does the trick to pick us up.

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It’s a liquid, ionic, phytonutrient dietary supplement made from whole foods, and it contains a mix of over 120 vitamins, minerals, and phytronutrients that your body needs on a daily basis to keep healthy.

Why am I telling you about this because an ounce of prevention is better than a pound of cure. I felt I had to share this as one thing most of my readers may not know, in July of 2003, The Crowgrrl was diagnosed with breast cancer. This is something I don't want anyone to have to go through what I did. I’ve refused the "conventional" paths of chemo/radiation/surgery, and have taken a holistic naturopathy approach instead (which I’ll go into in more detail in future Perch editions, or readers can e-mail me). I’m supposed to stay on a specific holistic protocol for two years. Withing 14 months the tumor was supposed to shrunk to half of its original size. Much to our surprise as of December, 2003, the lump (tumor) is gone! I’m fine! I firmly believe the Body Balance helped accelerate the healing.

Also Exclusively for the crowgrrl's readers you can get your own FREE quart of Body Balance. Go to this website http://www.lifeforcefamily.com Then put in this special redeption code 20485805.

Another Lifeforce International product in the online store, The Crowgrrl and family regularly use is Colloidal Silver. Silver is a natural antibacterial element that can be used both topically and/or internally.

My son recently tried to take care of an in-grown toenail without telling anyone, which subsequently became infected. After a trip to the podiatrist and some toe surgery, our podiatrist told us to keep Neosporin on the toe until it healed. We didn’t – we used Colloidal Silver instead. When the podiatrist checked the healing process a couple weeks later, not only was the Colloidal Silver working, but the healing process was happening a bit faster than normal/expected!

The information provided at this site has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration, and is for educational purposes only. It is not intended as a diagnosis, treatment, or prescription for any disease. Please consult your physician for advice.

* For those of my readers who experience annoying computer (pc/mac/linux) problems (or those of you techies who are annoyed at friends and relatives expecting you to be their personal tech-support 24/7), go to einnovations.juvio.com for around-the-clock help. I’ve personally done so, and my computer’s working like a dream since getting help from there.

* Anyone who hasn’t already done so, check out the Gallery section here on the Crowgrrl’s site. Prints and some originals are still available. So, buy ‘em already!

 


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